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Friday, April 21, 2006

PB&Life

So as I ate my much-later-than-planned lunch, I realized that through either some diabolical bastard’s swiping of my food, or more likely me just not buying enough earlier in the week, I did not have enough of most of the ingredients that you would put in a sandwich. No veggies, nearly no meat, and only a little bit of cheese (which I can barely eat anyway). So I splathered the thing in peanut butter, and was happy.

That’s when it dawned on me: peanut butter is like the blank space in Scrabble – you may not get points for it, but it can be filled in as a substitute for ANYTHING. Peanut butter is like duct tape for foods. Especially sandwiches. It just sorta fixes everything.

No truth in crowds

Inspired by a lovely viewing of Low in Europe last night, I remembered a phrase that I still cling to, and thought was worth repeating here:

Where the crowd is, therefore, or where a decisive importance is attached to the fact that there is a crowd, there no one is working, living, and striving for the highest end, but only for this or that earthly end; since the eternal, the decisive, can only be worked for where there is one; and to become this by oneself, which all can do, is to will to allow God to help you - "the crowd" is untruth.
-Soren Kierkegaard


If there were any way to sum up the attitude of the truly independant-minded musicians that I (and so many, many others) embrace as the true spirit behind innovative music, that is it. That, and "Godsmack sucks."

Rita was a bit miffed by the attitudes of the band members, who were a bit somber and tended to wax philosophical while avoiding the camera -- "They really need to smile. and sleep." as she put it. However, while I totally get that, I think that's part that resonates most deeply with me. Low has been a band for nearly 15 years, touring their butts off and putting out amazing albumts -- and they can still feed themselves by doing so. If you can make a life for yourself that is nearly devoid of groupthink, remains independant of corporate pushes (as much as possible, anyway), and satisfies you -- hell, what's better? I hope to someday be so lucky.

PS - Rita now says she's inspired to start playing live again. ATTN: World -- be ready to hear more good music soon.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

MiniMiniMiniMini

This is exactly what it looks like -- a full rack chock-fucking-full of Mac Minis. If you worked in Microsoft's Apple room, and you had stacks and stacks of computers, what else would you do?

Yum.

(thanks Sean.)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Union Sq.


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Nothing to say. Just lots of flowers.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Magazine rack


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Here at work we've been protesting that many "cute" things keep showing up in the men's restroom (flowers, hand cream, etc.) while not getting the things we want (magazine rack, free gum, rocket launcher).

So, when a neat seat thingie showed up, we did what should come naturally -- ripped the crap out of it and started using it as a magazine rack.

Toilets are the mothers of invention.

Monday, April 17, 2006

PEEEEEPS!

The New York Times says Peeps are taking over the world.

You can't argue with the Gray Lady.

...though you can put them in the microwave for 30 seconds and watch them blow up to like fifty times their size. Whee!

Robots on skiis = best grad school logic yet.

I have found photographic proof that I need, need NEEEEEEED to attend ITP.



Dennis (founder of dodgeball.com, teendrama.com and an ITP grad/teacher) is a man I’ve heard about for the whole two years I’ve been stalking ITP, and I’ve seen him speak on panels, but now I see the REAL reasons to attend the program. If this ain’t funny enough for you, go read the full story and watch all the helmet-cam videos (which I promise you are worth the watching).

This follows up on my weekend of drinking beer, causing trouble with The Tom and Sean Show, going out gallivanting in the city, dealing with relatives, and stalking ITP students’ blogs. Also in my stalkery, I found Xinroman’s blog, which gives a lot of good nuggets to describe ITP far better than I could.

Why isn’t it September already?

Friday, April 14, 2006

...and now for the Thank God We're Closing Early dance!



Tell it like it IS, Mr. T!!

I so need this.




I'd be totally ripping off Dooce, but it'd be so, so worth it.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

This made me laugh so hard I almost sharted.

Floating like 3D cubes...


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Scared shitless.

I think that’s the only way to say how I feel at the moment. An acceptance to the program of my nerd-dreams (NYU ITP, for those keeping score at home), which prompted a weekend of stoked-ness, now leaves me freeeeeaked. Had a nice long talk with my parents last night, which left me with more questions than answers, and nothing indicates to me how the hell I’ll pay for it. Why isn’t everything free?

So I now have to sit and wait to see who will be paying me what as we move forward. Is the concept of spending tens of thousands of dollars I don’t have an unrealistic fear, or am I right to be going nutzoids here?


...floating along...

Our industry is a nutterball.

As snapshot of angry PR professionals as they discuss this CNN Money listing of salaries:

mjdtext100: um, who the fuck are they surveying?
Sandals1025: yeeeeaaaaaah
Sandals1025: and who is their employer
mjdtext100: and who is their daddy, and what does he do?
Sandals1025: YOU DID NOT JUST TAKE IT THERE

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Why I rule.

Ebert00: sweet christ
Ebert00: you're the messiah
Ebert00: i'm no longer jewish, i'm doryish

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Front of a random truck outside my office.

I love this city. I really do.

Rita, couch'd.


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This is what I come home to every day.

Does it get any cuter? I ask you, does it? I submit that it does not.

Friday, April 07, 2006

NYU?!?!?!?



HOLY FUCK I GOT INTO NYU GRAD SCHOOL!!!!

Rita's Birthday!!!

Thinking of you...

Happy birthday baby...

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Fun with Red Meat



(and you can make your own too here.)

Monday, April 03, 2006

JC is getting spring-y.


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Trees! Flowers! Homeless dudes without blankets! We're nearly there!

Sunday, April 02, 2006

The locals like fuzzies.


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(outside Sweet Priscilla in JC)

Adam is amazing at art-ing.


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That was far too many A's in one sentence.

Anyway, tonight saw us trekking to scenic Asbury Park (which, at this point, actually IS kinda scenic) to see Adam's art opening at Rock Paper Scissors Gallery. When I say holy crap, I mean holy crap -- the man has taken three steps beyond kickass.

I'll recap later, but I'm tired now from eating cheese and crapping myself nearly to death.

Owwwww.

Raised Manholes


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Russ and Brain found this utterly hilarious last night. I don't get it, but I'll post it in hopes that someone else finds it funny too.